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Da FUQ. Face palm. RUFKM. We’re running out of “exasperational expressions” for the complete BS emanating from YouTube “personality” and host of uber-progressive Young Turks, Hasan Piker.
Can we say turd? This little turd has attempted to besmirch Navy SEAL and U.S Representative Dan Crenshaw’s service on more than one occasion. Most recently, Piker provided vile, profane commentary on Crenshaw’s war injury, suffered during his deployment in Afghanistan, after Crenshaw appeared on the Joe Rogen Experience.
“This guy has the understanding of foreign policy of, like, a 12-year-old. What the f–k? What the f–k is wrong with this dude? Didn’t he go to war and like literally lose his eye because some mujahideen — a brave f–king soldier — f–ked his eye hole with their d–k? Isn’t that how he f–king lost his dumbass eye, because he got his f–king eye hole f–ked, by a brave soldier?”
Wowwwww. That’s articulate civil discourse.
Crenshaw had a harsh, yet eminently fair response: “[Hasan Piker] seems to confuse ‘Improvised Explosive Device’ with some weird terrorist fantasy. Lol sorry for triggering you Hasan. You’re no Pete Davidson, stop trying so hard,” he wrote in reference to the “Saturday Night Live” comedian who mocked Crenshaw’s war injury last year, but later apologized.
.@hasanthehun seems to confuse “Improvised Explosive Device” with some weird terrorist fantasy.
Lol sorry for triggering you Hasan. You’re no Pete Davidson, stop trying so hard. https://t.co/0w2Cp95ctt
— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) August 22, 2019
But Piker, being the brave war hero he is, lashed out further, tweeting, “if you have a problem supporting terrorists and those who fund terrorists, why did you vote against stopping our arms sales to saudi arabia 4 times? those weapons are now literally in the hands of al qaeda.” Piker then claimed the viral video of his remarks was deceptively edited.
“obv i don’t support terrorism,” Piker went on, “after all i’m critcizing the american govt for supporting terrorism both leading up to, and post 911. i realize i used imprecise language that easily got weaponized by the right but spare me your moral grandstanding.”
obv i don’t support terrorism, after all i’m critcizing the american govt for supporting terrorism both leading up to, and post 911. i realize i used imprecise language that easily got weaponized by the right but spare me your moral grandstanding.
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) August 22, 2019
Ha. Ha. Ha. That “brave mujaheddin” joke about “f—king” a Navy SEAL in his eyehole was HIL.AR.IOUS. What a comedian!
But that wasn’t all, of course. The fabulous Mr. Piker needed to blame President Trump as well:
it’s also quite ironic that right wingers voted for a guy who literally said “i like heroes who weren’t captured” about john mccain- but they’re now losing their minds cus i got mad that dan crenshaw wants to keep sending young men and women overseas to die for nothing but profit.
By the way, in English slang a “piker” is a person who does things in a petty way. And change the “i” to “e” and you get…